john: i need a best man
sherlock: garroters
john: wtf sherlock i need a best man
sherlock: gavin
john: wtf his name is greg are you sure you're a genius
sherlock: mike stamford
john: i literally talked to him once in the past three years who drugged you
sherlock: ??? i'm lost now
john: ....................sherlock it you, my best friend
sherlock: *brain breaks*
john: your mind has saved england what is happening